case of the brain farts

i've been having a major case of the brain farts {i swear i haven't been drinking, at least not before 5pm} to start off, i've been trying to fix my blog banner so it fits nicely on the screen instead of it being in your face mega big. so what did i do, went to elements and was just getting ready to start the whole dang process over when the thought of why not just change the size of the one you alreadyhave? hits me. doh!

then at diner i told mike i had a house warming present for him but couldn't make up my mind. i tend to surprise him with these type of things but i didn't know if he would want a beer pong table or a regular ping pong table. i haven't done my research so i don't know what the difference is though the beer pong says its portable. during the discussion i happen to ask him how can he not know, didn't he watch the movie with christopher walken +some ugly hairy dude drinking beer and playing ping pong? he started to laugh and i knew instantly what i did. i combined the movies balls of fury + beerfest together. doh!

and before bed, i wanted to get mike's schedule of his fridays off which is every other friday and today is one of those fridays even though he went into work. i continued on with writing on the calendar "off"on those days when the light bulb finally goes off. he gets every other friday off as mentioned a few seconds earlier. i was confusing his fridays off with his weekends of being on call. duh! mike just looked at me and started to laugh. i know, hard to believe but i'm not a rocket scientist. i'm more like a contestant on rock of love except i have way smaller boobies. and they're real.